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Craft Cocktail Recipes from Leanderthal® Distilling


The Truly Texan Margarita™

In a shaker with ice: 2 parts TexAgave Blue Agave Spirits, 1 part Triple Secession Texas Orange Liqueur, 3 parts Lime Juice, and little simple syrup to back off the tartness to your liking.  Strain into a glass with salted rim and garnish with a lime slice. 

The Hipsturbia™

In a shaker of ice: 2 parts Leanderthal Vodka, 1 part Triple Secession Texas Orange Liqueur, 3 parts cranberry juice, 1 part Lime Juice. Shake with plenty of ice and strain into a glass with a sugared rim if you prefer. Garnish with orange or lime.

Secession Rickey™

In a glass full of ice: 2 parts Triple Secession Texas Orange Liqueur, 1 part Lime Juice...and then top it off with Club Soda (for the skinnier version) or Lemon-Lime soda for a sweeter version. 

Seventeen Secession™

A Leanderthal twist on the Old Fashioned.  In a shaker with ice: 2 parts of The 17 Whiskey, 1 part Triple Secession, a couple dashes of Bitters. Shake and strain into a highball glass with ice and garnish with an orange slice and maraschino or luxardo cherry. 

The Leander Crush™

 In a shaker with ice: 2 parts Leanderthal Vodka, 1 part Triple Secession, 1 part Orange Juice. Shake, strain into cocktail glass and garnish with orange slice.  This is a Martini-like twist on the classic drink, the screwdriver.  It's potent so please enjoy this and all of our products with a HUGE dose of responsibility.  

Bubbling Secession™

This is like a mimosa that's been lifting weights.  Or something like that.  Pour one ounce of Triple Secession into the bottom of a Champagne flute.  Top with Champagne, Cava, Prosecco.. .whatever your favorite bubbly.  But be careful. That wasn't orange juice you put in first.

No Russian Collusion

This is like a White Russian but since 80 proof JAVAgave stands on its own, the Russian part (vodka) isn't needed. In a highball glass full of ice add 1.5 oz of JAVAgave and top with milk. (We use whole milk in the Leanderthal Lounge but use what you prefer.) Garnish with dark chocolate shavings and a couple of roasted whole coffee beans.